v fer vendeta eta eta

by dirty santa clause and a man with pencils

 

 

 

V fer vendetta is about a man  with a mask and a spatula who single handedly takes down british empire with kungfu moves. v was part of weapon x which causes him to lose all memory of who he is and kill everything because of a poem he once read that touched his special place... what a dick. He gets all emotional so he has to take down an evil government, boo hoo. He never once concidered writing the president of britain an angry letter he might have gotten results instead of killing corrupt coppers and sleeping with someone who might have been his daughter. anyway im getting side tracked.

 

v for vendeta eta eta is a remarkable book in the fact v has fabulouse hair, and when he fights not one lock comes out of place I'm sure if bruce lee had hair like that he would still be alive today.

 

The book isnt really upto much even though its a masterpiece in everyway and the best thing is you dont even need to read the book you can just watch the movie, because of this I give a massive 4 and 3/4 out of 5 blue wkd as it saved me a shit load of trouble reading through that stupid fucking speech he does at that piano halfway through talking about some fucking menagerie. Dumb cunt.

 

 

 

 

 

 



ketchin irishh

by garth ennis and some cunt who draws


fuck here I go again. whats there to say about kitchen irish that hasnt already been said? well for a start there is not one fucking kitchen in this thing so thats alot of bollocks it does how ever have irish people which arnt as funny as falty towers or father ted has led me to believe (lying bastards) but in this book you are dealing with the northern irish specifacally the IRA so there is no crack to be seen not even a builders bum, infact these fuckers are down right viscous. so these 4 fuckers all have a code for a safe when some old bastard dies and they try and kill each other to get it, unfortunatly they blow up a pub that the punisher was having a slash in it ends up a race against time to see if frank can kill them before they kill each other (bunch of cunts).

Its full of the violence and is more gritty than a football pitch that I was forced to play on growing up you know those shite ones that where full of gravel that when you fell on it hurts like fuck because some stupid bastard at the council thought it be an excellent idea for kids to play on a a giant patch of gravel. SEROUSLY YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE fucking thing hurt. Anyway I'm getting side track go read kitche irish its awesome

4 bottles of Blue WKD out of 5