one day in the soho helga the happy hooker who just recieved a right hook on her hooter from her loving husband, was walking down the street when she came across sonic the cum hedgehog, sadly sonic was inconscouse so helga gave the little hedghog mouth to mouth and as quick as a flash sonic was breathing again
"What happened to you?" helga said with a sad expression on her face to the little hedghog
"it was P Diddy, he wanted the delux package and shoved me up his arse, the problem was he forgot all about me and I was up there for 3 days, thankfully you found me or I would have been a very sad hedgehog...because Id have been dead" sonic said smiling and fur still blue
"dont worry sonic us hookers need to stick together who else is going to pay smacky the drug mule?" helga said thoughtfully
"What happened to you?" helga said with a sad expression on her face to the little hedghog
"it was P Diddy, he wanted the delux package and shoved me up his arse, the problem was he forgot all about me and I was up there for 3 days, thankfully you found me or I would have been a very sad hedgehog...because Id have been dead" sonic said smiling and fur still blue
"dont worry sonic us hookers need to stick together who else is going to pay smacky the drug mule?" helga said thoughtfully
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